Stormtrooper Barks

 

 Stormtrooper Barks

 

Wait ‘til the boys at the Cantina hear about this.

 

The Stormtroopers in Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order are vibrant and full of life. They react to, and comment on, seemingly everything around them: their environment, the player, combat scenarios, each other. This is thanks to compelling dialogue crafted for numerous triggers and personalities, everything from a gung-ho trooper spotting the Jedi to a nervous trooper having a blaster bolt reflected back at them.

The following dialogue was written for a hypothetical Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order DLC, where Cal Kestis’s journey takes him to Tatooine. It assumes the tone of Stormtroopers and many of their triggers from the main game.

Idle Banter Between Troopers

Trooper 1: You see the band last night?

Trooper 2: Yeah. I love those guys.

Trooper 1: <trumpet noises>

Trooper 2: Stop that! I said I love them, not you.

Trooper Spots the Player

I’ve got movement.

The traitor!

I smell Jedi!

Don’t… don’t come any closer.

Trooper Replies to Alert

Copy.

Got your back!

Go time!

<sigh> Oh man…

Ranged Unit Fires at Player

Shooting!

Watch this!

Hard to shoot in this heat.

Safety’s off.

Ranged Unit Hits Player

Boom!

Can’t mind-trick a blaster.

I don’t even practice!

Told you I was good!

Ranged Unit Reloads

Reloading.

Give me a second.

Cover me!

Come on, come on…

Melee Unit Attacks Player

Here I go!

Take the offensive.

Dodge this.

His weapon’s glowing!

Melee Unit Hits Player

You like that?!

That’s a hit.

Contact!

I think I made him angry…

Melee Unit Blocks Player’s Attack

<laughs> You can’t hit me!

Nice try, Jedi.

You can’t break my guard.

I— I blocked him!

Player Reaches Low Health

The heat’s getting to him!

He’s hurt.

Don’t let him heal!

Getting tired, Jedi?

Trooper Kills the Player

Wait ‘til the boys at the Cantina hear about this.

Did… Did I just kill a Jedi?

That was too easy.

Eat dirt, Jedi!

Looks like I’m drinking free tonight.

The Player Injures a Trooper

Ow!

He hit me!

I need help.

I can’t fight in this heat.

The Player Kills a Trooper

There goes my confidence.

Need more units!

7173!

This was his first day!

That’s disheartening.

The Player Kills All But One

Everyone’s down.

One on one. Fine by me.

You’re all mine, Jedi!

Just breathe… You got this. You got this.

The Player Uses The Force

Did you see that?

Enough tricks, Jedi!

What’s he doing?

That doesn’t look good…

The Player Blocks

I can’t get through.

He’s blocking everything.

You can’t keep this up forever.

I’ll wear you down.

The Player Reflects Blaster Fire

He’s hitting them back!

How’s he doing that?

Stop shooting his weapon!

Stupid lightsaber.

The Player Sprints

I can’t track him!

Where’s he going?

Target fleeing.

Stop the insurgent!

The Player Dodges

Hold still, Jedi.

Missed again!

He’s too fast.

It’s like he knows it’s coming!

The Player Heals

He can heal?!

He’s recovering.

Don’t let him heal!

The Jedi is healing.